Dear Mr. Giant Frog-
Thank you for entertaining my children for 2 hours tonight. I am sorry you lost your life in the process. They didn't know that you wouldn't eat chocolate chip cookies or enjoy being dunked head first into a bowl of water. They tried to gather you up some delicious rolly polly's and make you a comfy bed of grass. They couldn't understand why you wouldn't sit still and watch "Fantastic Mr. Fox". Or why you wouldn't jump on the trampoline with them. They are just children and are still learning. I will do my best to make sure none of your relatives experience the same fate. But I make no promises!
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